One Psychic Conversation and Now Rufus Can't Fit In His Bed Anymore

Remember when I told you about the discussion Rufus had with my psychic pal (surrogate son) during our Friendsgiving party? You can read about it here. Basically, when I asked him, "Why do you keep peeing on my sofa, you little scrotgremlin?" Rufus answered, "I need to feel bigger. The two dogs here are HUGE and they make a lot of noise, barking and stomping around me, so I need to show them I'm big and tell them this is MY space." (One Great Dane is living, the other is a ghost who is hanging around keeping the living one company. I assure you, this is a normal conversation in Boulder).

So my psychic surrogate son, Talon, suggested he perform a ceremony for Rufus that would give Ru a bigger body. Essentially make his aura, his presence, seem like a giant panther that could hold its own against Emmie and the ghost of Duncan.

Ever since then, Rufus can't seem to fit in his favorite cat bed. He gets halfway in and stops. Because he is a HUGE FUCKING (pink) PANTHER.