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Jan 31, 20174 min read
The Chihuahua That Poops Pearls
At 2 a.m. this morning, I was awakened by dozens of tiny but annoying stabbing sensations in my butt and I reached down under the covers to
Jan 29, 20171 min read
A Miracle Written in Doggy Snot
This is a noseprint that Gemma left on the mirror behind my bedroom door and what I clearly see scrawled in doggy snot is "I ❤️ U&quo
Jan 24, 20173 min read
I Will Always Love You Gemma Junebug
Yesterday my darling Great Dane puppy, Gemma Junebug, died during her spay surgery. This is a tribute to her and the amazing light she broug
Jan 22, 20172 min read
Mother F***ing Girl Power
I wore my pink pussyshirt (not a knitter so I had to substitute pussyshirt for pussyhat), AND I wore my Mother Fucking Girl Power socks....
Jan 22, 20171 min read
Horrible Genius
Wife: "I found this cute little dog outside... he' scared. I'm going to bring him inside. He seems cold." Husband: THAT
Jan 16, 20174 min read
My Mom, MLK and the Supernatural Greeting Card
Mom sent me the perfect card a few months after she died. In addition to losing Mom, we had just lost our house and our business to the Gre
Jan 10, 20173 min read
Invisibility Sucks
Paybacks are hell; even though things had started off so swimmingly, with the hubby telling me a delightful story of a friend of ours experi
Jan 9, 20174 min read
Engaging Post Which Includes a Goat in a Duck Costume
This tiny goat chilin' in a duck costume with her cloven/webbed feet sticking straight out and a blissful smile on her face makes me rid
