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My Dead Mom Tricked Me Into Answering My Phone

Is It Normal for My Cat to Create a Bidet for Himself?

One Psychic Conversation and Now Rufus Can't Fit In His Bed Anymore

Is That a Raw Turkey Sitting On Your Shoulder?

It's a Good Thing These F*ckers are Cute

The Rufus Origin Story

Re-Retirement and the Best Peanut Butter Ever

Rufus Roswell Rubey: Naked Weirdo Alien Cat

Dick Candles and Fridge Chickens May Cause Dementia

PLAPPing: The Least In-Demand Master Class Ever

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My Dead Mom Tricked Me Into Answering My Phone

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My Dead Mom Tricked Me Into Answering My Phone

Is It Normal for My Cat to Create a Bidet for Himself?

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Is It Normal for My Cat to Create a Bidet for Himself?

One Psychic Conversation and Now Rufus Can't Fit In His Bed Anymore

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One Psychic Conversation and Now Rufus Can't Fit In His Bed Anymore

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Sorry I Peed On You. Love, Rufus

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Sorry I Peed On You. Love, Rufus

No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag

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No Really, Officer, I Just Forgot There Was a Gun in My Bag

That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party

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That Time I Nearly Killed 12 Girls at a Birthday Party

And Yet I Married Him Anyway

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And Yet I Married Him Anyway

How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room

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How I Met a Nearly-Naked Kevin Costner in His Living Room

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