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One Psychic Conversation and Now Rufus Can't Fit In His Bed Anymore

Is That a Raw Turkey Sitting On Your Shoulder?

It's a Good Thing These F*ckers are Cute

The Rufus Origin Story

Rufus Roswell Rubey: Naked Weirdo Alien Cat

Dick Candles and Fridge Chickens May Cause Dementia

PLAPPing: The Least In-Demand Master Class Ever

U2, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Beatles, The Partridge Family and Rod Stewart All In One Place

So, This Was Fun!

Monthly Moonshine - Christmahannakwanzakuh

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